All 19 game Reviews


strawberryclock dies strawberryclock dies

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You cannot kill STRAWBERRY CLOCK.

You cannot kill STRAWBERRY CLOCK.


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jazzy jones jazzy jones

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Masterful.

It is a rare day indeed that a mere flash video-game arrives out of the rubble to evoke such a overwhelming groundswell of support and unwavering unanimous reverence amongst the most elite of Flash connoisseurs. It is rare to have such a masterful tale of tribulation and triumph woven in front of our eyes as if by the dexterious hands of a master painter; in brush strokes of Actionscript and vector artwork we are hopelessly lost; grasping at escape, while the tanks and bombs slowly consipire towards our demise.

We are at the mercy of the adventure, and yet -- we in control. Jazzy confides in us, and he appeals for assistance in his greatest times of need. We and the arrow keys are Jazzy's companions on his imperative quest to free the Animal City and rescue his people from a certain doom. Jazzy is brave, undoubtedly, but he realizes that he cannot do battle alone. He, and - we - must rely on our most trusted allies in times of dire conflict, and this story does well to remind us of this virtue: Together, united, we can overcome the worst malfeasance of humanity, and create a better future for those that may journey past us, and right the memory of those who have fallen.

Much as Jazzy Jones overcame a host of nefarious consiprators, we must all inevitably confront our own demons and obstacles every day. We may not need perfect timing and usage of the spacebar, but after watching, participating and reflecting on this masterpiece we will hopefully have gained the fortitude to face our own Fred the Evil.

This masterwork will not be forgotten.


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GoldenClock Space Speeder GoldenClock Space Speeder

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A space sensation!

Depressed? No! Now you can feel the exhilaration of interstellar space travel in the convenience of your own Adobe(R) Flash Player! Wow! I though this would be another stick fight or erotic pokemon hentai - although I have no problem with that (really, I can't get enough (but that is neither here nor there) ) and I don't really agree with the metric of measurement used in this flash ... ( it would be better if it were measured in AU instead of light-miles ... ( an AU is the distance from the sun to the earth ) ) )
It is a fantastic voyage and a stirring reminder that the power of clock love can overcome all obstacles and that imagination is our most treasured thing and stuff .
Full disclosure: I am a clock

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3-Point Perspective 3-Point Perspective

Rated 1 / 5 stars

:o

the next lesson is typography


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BFL platform BFL platform

Rated 5 / 5 stars

nice

my favorite part was the hot dog fountain finale at the end it was intense - great work strawberry is proud.


BreadFruitLock responds:

{{{PineyClock}}}


Pineapple Remix Pineapple Remix

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yes!

I LOVE THIS GAME!!! needs more clocks or timers or something though...


pacdude responds:

You may be a bit biased, but I don't care. A 10's a 10. See, SOME clocks rule...


xkittyfroggymeowmeow xkittyfroggymeowmeow

Rated 5 / 5 stars

excellent

100% nice tribute bro


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Clock Invaders Clock Invaders

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A +++++

A +++++ would play again, nice job! {{TheClockHunter}}



Whack A Clock Whack A Clock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

:D

this is quite the elite game, sir Mango! NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MANGO! In real life the clocks smash predjudice and hatred! Check into cash!



Meet QuarterMelonClock!!1 Meet QuarterMelonClock!!1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

excellent

reminded me of commander keen for some reason :)

{{QMC}}
do not fear the XMLsocket


QuarterMelonClock responds:

*QuarterMelonClock Ph33rs!

Thanks :)
{{Piney}}