PineappleClock

Age/Gender: 32, Male
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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IM PINEAPPLE_CLOCK!! :) gpaaanat

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Rank #: 43,255

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Exp. Points: 1,040 / 1,110
Exp. Rank #: 35,068
Voting Pow.: 5.24 votes

BBS Posts: 128 (0.04 per day)
Flash Reviews: 91
Music Reviews: 0
Trophies: 1
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Score: 10
jazzy jones

"Masterful."

submission: jazzy jones
date: May 15, 2007

It is a rare day indeed that a mere flash video-game arrives out of the rubble to evoke such a overwhelming groundswell of support and unwavering unanimous reverence amongst the most elite of Flash connoisseurs. It is rare to have such a masterful tale of tribulation and triumph woven in front of our eyes as if by the dexterious hands of a master painter; in brush strokes of Actionscript and vector artwork we are hopelessly lost; grasping at escape, while the tanks and bombs slowly consipire towards our demise.

We are at the mercy of the adventure, and yet -- we in control. Jazzy confides in us, and he appeals for assistance in his greatest times of need. We and the arrow keys are Jazzy's companions on his imperative quest to free the Animal City and rescue his people from a certain doom. Jazzy is brave, undoubtedly, but he realizes that he cannot do battle alone. He, and - we - must rely on our most trusted allies in times of dire conflict, and this story does well to remind us of this virtue: Together, united, we can overcome the worst malfeasance of humanity, and create a better future for those that may journey past us, and right the memory of those who have fallen.

Much as Jazzy Jones overcame a host of nefarious consiprators, we must all inevitably confront our own demons and obstacles every day. We may not need perfect timing and usage of the spacebar, but after watching, participating and reflecting on this masterpiece we will hopefully have gained the fortitude to face our own Fred the Evil.

This masterwork will not be forgotten.

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Score: 10
GoldenClock Space Speeder

"A space sensation!"

date: April 2, 2007

Depressed? No! Now you can feel the exhilaration of interstellar space travel in the convenience of your own Adobe(R) Flash Player! Wow! I though this would be another stick fight or erotic pokemon hentai - although I have no problem with that (really, I can't get enough (but that is neither here nor there) ) and I don't really agree with the metric of measurement used in this flash ... ( it would be better if it were measured in AU instead of light-miles ... ( an AU is the distance from the sun to the earth ) ) )
It is a fantastic voyage and a stirring reminder that the power of clock love can overcome all obstacles and that imagination is our most treasured thing and stuff .
Full disclosure: I am a clock

{{ }}

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Score: 10
The ClockCrew Asylum

"love"

date: December 18, 2006

five, for fugazi alone. You are the vessel by which Strawberry shares his everlasting joy
blessed be ok?

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Score: 10
W0rdl @idS D4y

"Intense"

submission: W0rdl @idS D4y
date: December 1, 2006

Please, if you have any conscience, any inkling of compassion for your follow man, you will immediately vote 5 and review 10 for this movie - the fate of thousands of children are in your hands. How does that feel!? Having the responsibility of saving or casting hundreds of lives to the fire pits of hell by the small act of your Newgrounds vote? Please, I beg of you --- Gentle newgrounds public, vote with your heart. We all depend on your next move, and you need to know that this might be the most important click your mouse may ever transmit. If you feel, deep within yourself, that you cannot make a difference in this cold, shallow world; know this! Know that you have the power, and make it known! VOTE 5 FOR FREEDOM AND FOR THE CHILDREN! YOU MUST

GOD SPEED

Author's Response:

True-er words have never been spoken

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Score: 10
06

"delicious"

submission: 06
date: August 15, 2006

great taste in music my friend - and simgolf is a delicious game. I salute you, good sir

Author's Response:

Haha, thank you very much.
Happy Clockday.

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Score: 10
Clock Classics 2

"drugs are bad"

submission: Clock Classics 2
date: December 2, 2005

i have a fever and the only cure is more StrawberryClock

Author's Response:

I'm casting you as Hattori Hanzo in my clock day movie, did I tell you that?

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Score: 10
EVERY BLACK MAN IS OLSKOO

"."

date: November 28, 2005

excellent movie ol chap :) the song was catchy and your subject matter incisive and evocative.

Author's Response:

Holy shit I am taking up 1/87 of piney's reviews :O

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Score: 10
4 Year Goodbye

":D"

submission: 4 Year Goodbye
date: November 25, 2005

awesome i loved it i look forward to your future flash

oh wait

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Score: 1
Bra Bashing

"wow"

submission: Bra Bashing
date: November 23, 2005

I cant believe you put an easter egg in there where it takes her bra off! Haha man thats a good one. :)

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Score: 10
FrozenFowlClock ep.1

"<3"

date: November 16, 2005

Your flash was a tribute to Strawberry and for this the ClockCrew is honored. Frozen fowl 4 lyfe {{frozenfowl}} see ya on the boards!

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